i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
