We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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