I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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