what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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