yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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