I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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