Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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