never play flip cup with pint glasses
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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