playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You have to summon your inner elephant
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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