He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
