so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize