it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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