I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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