They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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