So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
