it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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