I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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