This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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