just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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