whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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