Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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