People with herpes should wear stickers.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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