So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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