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what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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