No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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