When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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