lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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