If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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