In the future we'll all be gay
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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