you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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