I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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