i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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