Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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