Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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