seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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