Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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