didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I made him laugh his dick is mine
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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