Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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