In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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