didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Soap is not a condiment
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize