I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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