I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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