Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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