the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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