At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
