I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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