absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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