so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
this is an emotional support booty call
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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