fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Im part way to drunk.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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