can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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