I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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